Things Made Of FUN

Hardly Art

2006-07-23T04:17:27Z

No, quite franky you are not.

[Fourteen minutes of mellow noise]

2005-09-21T00:32:27Z

Yo, man, the suburbs is all tough and up in my grill. dis is like da hard part of life, that i just gots ta get threw. all yall round me anit shit. im the numba one gainsta! all ya can jus' ***GRAMMATICAL ERROR*** go ta heel, ya mutha fukin fuck-y fucks. FUCK. so, life is haud on da meen streese. of da suburbs. in wisconsin. homie

I acted like a robotic cowboy

2005-08-23T17:39:37Z

buy this you cheap bastard!

There isn't a label large enough to fit your bill

2005-07-31T03:34:14Z

you what's wrong with the world? chairs. you know, I mean, it's like you sit all day and you never get any respect, it's like, you know, chairs never do their part any more, and, it's, just I'm sick of it. you can argue all you want, but,it even says in the bible "chairs are for losers, and shut up" which is a passage from Jamal:76. who needs four legs anyways? I'll tell you who: stupid dummy heads. Chairs just don't deserve what they have. they've never worked a day intheir life. Just last week, a chair took my job! chairs suck the end.

only in dreams

2005-07-10T01:58:41Z

HOLY FREAKING MINDFUCK-AMAZING!

so... I went and saw the pixies/weezer show the other night... ::sigh:: damn. I am a lucky motherfucker. both weeze and the pixies are, well, my favorite bands on the face of the planet... and i saw them together. man, i was blown away. It makes me really happy that i didn't go to wapred tour this year... it was better than a thousand warped tours. YAY!!!!

the diabolic plan to break up all order

2005-06-26T20:51:04Z

i really want to rehearse with my band right now. I've been unpredictingly starved to rock out lately. plus, Im bored.

I'm excited about my doorbell, when you're gonna ring it.

2005-06-14T01:26:58Z

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Super Cool Wrist Bands!

2005-06-11T04:00:51Z

well, it's been a while since the last post, and i have a lot to say.. prepare yourself for a huge post

as for tuesday:

= double Fuck yeah!

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so, a few days ago, my crazy rock band, Hooray For Losing played a "show" at some concert hall-ish place. there were like 25 people there, and they were all friends of someone in a band. i'm not much of a braggin- type person guy, but of the 5 bands there, mine was like the 2nd best. i got connections to another local band, Saftey First, which is mega sweet. so hooray for my band. yay.

In Heaven, Everything Is Fine

2005-06-02T02:19:40Z

weezer... and the pixies.... in my city... on the same night... TOGETHER. and guess who has tickets? ME! SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! WOOT!!!!

3/4 of Goerge Washington's head

2005-05-15T22:42:03Z

i'm bored.

here's a toaster.

we are all on drugs

2005-05-11T03:08:40Z

fuck yes.

shoot the apple off my head, i need to go to the store.

2005-05-03T02:44:44Z

goddammit. i am so sick of being poor. well i guess it's not being poor so much as it's doing endless hours of pain in the ass housework for minimal amounts of money, while every other person my age in my town gets 100s of dollars without lifting a finger. fuck. rich people piss me off. especially the drummer in my band. he just bought new, top of the line drums. his old ones were fine. while the new drums are really nice, and sound amazing, they are not needed. meanwhile, i spent an hour and a half scrubbing my kitchen floor on my hands and knees, while being told that my step dad could do it way faster, and that i should've had ten years of naval floor scrubbing training. all to make 15 bucks for a cd that comes out next week. mother fucker.

Now she's a little boy in Spain, playing pianos filled with flames.

2005-04-26T02:01:13Z

I think I'm gonna start an emo band and make millions of buxx. it won't be hard. get four or five guys, play weird chords, scream every now and then, and wear girl pants. and lyrics, well they can easily be improvised.just throw phrases like "my bleeding heart" or "paper heart" for those poetic kids. and then maybe something about wings and darkeness and how shitty it is to be a rich kid in the suburbs and then scream every cople of words. by the way, im not going to warped tour this year.

Satan gave me a taco

2005-04-20T02:52:13Z

how bout that crazy new pope, huh? i'm sure he'll be up to those crazy pope hijinks in no time!yeah, i remember that one pope. he fought crime. he was a renegade from the bad part of town. if bad guys were doing bad guys stuff, you'd better beleive the pope would be there. he would knew kung fu. he used guns to shoot down an army of bionic nijas once. and don't forget the epic car chase in his pope mobile. yep. he sure was a practical joker.

her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill

2005-04-16T02:38:38Z

[legitimate post]

::SIGH::
A couple of days ago, in my science class, we were learning about radiation. a girl in my class suddenly says something along these lines:

"so, like, you wanna know something really sad? my next door neighbor has cancer, and she has to get radiation therapy. yeah... she got it from tanning to much, and she, like has a tanning bed in her house, so he's gonna be giving that away.... TO ME!!!"

...and that's not all... about two or three minutes later she says

"is it bad if you don't wear those goggles in a tanning bed? i never do. it's gross."

my brain melted just a little bit that day.
you know, i think i completely give up on the human race. I simply can't beleive how friggin' inept we are sometimes. ::SIGH::

The Moral of this story: tanning is dumb. high school sucks. pop tart sandwhich.

holy guacamoly we've got chips [my spelling is better than you]

2005-04-11T02:09:53Z

the carnival is coming to town. there's gonna be monkeys and elephants and clowns and mimes and lions and carnies. cotton candy in your throat, rotting your teephus. i can not wait for it. spicy walabees.

my automobile is a peice of crap

2005-04-08T01:28:19Z

so, when you talk to the wall at the top of the mountain, you learn an imporant lesson about yourself. it is the quest of many moons..... and a hot dog.

i must look like a dork

2005-03-29T16:28:08Z

hmm... how's my life today... spring break. woot! is my life interesting enough to have a live journal at all? let's take a look at daily life for me:

1:wake up
2:sit around/hang out with friends/school
3:sit around more
4:sleep

I, my friend(s) submit, that, yes! my life is interesting enough for a live journal!
(but, hey, 2 people read my thing so no matter what i do, it doesn't really matter!)

pigs tend to wiggle when they walk

2005-03-22T22:31:04Z

okay. i'm bored of sillyness. i think i might make this shit serious. i dunno. but you know, what ever. um... so, today, at school... i did some math. and, i guess i learned about history. i hung out with friend for a while. LIFE IS SO STRESSFUL!!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!! JK!JK!JK! yeah, so my livejournal sucks.

PS- who the hell reads this thing anyways?

we were rich once, before your head exploded

2005-03-10T00:03:38Z

so... um... easter's comin up. the jesus-y holiday were there's a bunny in there somewhere... yeah....it's still early march. but that won't stop me. nope. i am not william shatner, but i've heard of a guy who is. do you remember that day? i don't. im rambling now. go home.

laugh hard it's a long way to the bank

2005-03-03T01:15:10Z

it's been 6 months since the attack. i don't think i will ever recover.

aaaaagghhhhhAAAAGGGHHH SHIT!

2005-02-26T00:42:43Z

I'm going to a modest mouse concert tomorrow. it wiil be sweet.
(first serious post ever)

by the way...
my friend daniel is like a fire truck. if it needs to, he can fly away if provoked.

you've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life.

2005-02-12T00:59:35Z

my penny collection is finally finished. you should've been there. it was neat. have you ever gottn to hang out with chuck norris? neither have i. waffle crisp is currently in my kitchen. remember those commercials for waffle crisp where there were all these old ladies for some reason? walker, texas ranger.

mx+b=algebra sucks

2005-02-04T00:12:19Z

i rode my bycicle again today. it brought back momories of how it used to be. back in the old days, when the gang and I would hang out. we'd tell stories, play cards and tell more stories. and then, the sun would come up and we knew it was time to quit. that's why i still feel the same today.

she was eaten up okay

2005-02-04T00:05:03Z

if pajamas had a weekend, i think they would have secret parties when nobody was looking.whiich is why we need to build a monument of the war of 7072, because it's only fair.